Now that I am home, and able to properly read the logs. I found the cause of the downtime, there appears to be a bug in the Twitch plugin I am using. I am going to disable it for now and see if the developer has a fix.
I still think we should blame it on @ShiftySatchmo being left in charge!!
I am pleased to announce that we are now on the HSTS preload list. This means that all major browsers will know to only allow https connections to this site! This should happen as those browsers get updated.