Happy Birthday Geran

Dearest @teh_g, founder of this place
You have a great smile, and overall pleasant face
I love the way you laugh, your yelling makes me grin
Remember that time you blew yourself up in Worms, but claimed you let me win?

It’s for reasons like this, I can say you have a big heart
Whenever I have PC issues, I turn to you because you’re smart
You’re always willing to help, as long as I buy you pretty things, but in the end I’m the winner, because I was loved on by a king

Then there was that time @ShiftySatchmo was drunk
He decided to tell me something, not knowing he was being a punk
He told me you were adopted, and for 3 years I believed it was true, until I saw a picture of your mom, and said “Wow, coincidentally, she looks just like you!”
Then you said, “that’s because I was born inside her,”
And my jaw dropped as I realized @ShiftySatchmo was a drunk’n liar

Then there was that other time we watched every star wars in one day,
I ate an entire box of lucky charms in a sauce pan, for I know no other way

You see @teh_g, you’re more than a pretty face,
You’re a wonderful friend, someone @nanderman can’t replace

So on this day, we celebrate that your real mom brought you into our lives,
Because you’re as soft as a butterfly, but as sharp as Call of Duty throwing knives (1 hit omgggggg)

Happy Birthday my dear boy, take a bow this is your stage
Like a fine wine, you’ve only gotten more delicious, as you continue to age!

Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Best birthday poem ever. Happy birthday @teh_g!

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Haha you’ll never forgive me. Happy birthday Geran!

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Hahahaha, that was definitely the best birthday post.

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Happy Birthday glorious supreme leader. :cake:

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I’ll shave down to a bowl cut now.

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Happy Birthday.

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Happy Birthday! :vulcan_salute:

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Happy Birthday!

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Happy increment day :smiley:

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On to the next cycle!

Sorry for being late, hope you had a wonderful day. Happy belated birthday!

No problem! I loafed around my house all day, which was wonderful.

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Sounds like a great day, I could use a day like that too :wink:

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