Phone Tree

Does anyone know of an app that is similar to a business phone tree system? Like when you call your isp or bank. I want to have it answer calls from telemarketers and throw them in to a never ending tree of bullshit options. I also never want to know it’s happening so that none of my time is wasted.

This is probably the closest thing that I’ve heard. It doesn’t route them around but it has a voice talk to them.

http://www.jollyrogertelco.com

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Dang. Not automated. Requires more action than ignoring the call.

Yeah, it costs money too. I’ll see if I can find anything.

The closest other thing I remember was a guy that forwarded calls to a toll number and had the telemarketers pay when they called basically. It was interesting.

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I could just block the numbers but I want to taunt and insult them but not actually have to answer the call or even know it happened.

I answer the call and talk to them sometimes. Usually it is just to ask them for company info to file an FCC complaint.

What kind of evil are you?! :scream:

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Fucking with scammers and/or spammers isn’t evil.

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I agree, I can’t stand the scammers that call.

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