The funnies


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Ooof.


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#2134

It’s not so easy to donate a kidney as you think.

They ask all sorts of questions, like, " Where did you get it?" and “Whose is it?”


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#2138

My new girlfriend just let me know she’s a vegetarian. After the
quizzical look I gave her she said, “I know what you’re thinking, you
want to know ‘why’ don’t you?”

“Definitely” I replied, “How the fuck did you get so fat?”


#2139

Bungee Jumping


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Lassie


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#2142

Teacher says to class, "OK class, today we’re going to be talking about the tenses.

Now if I say I’m beautiful, which tense is it?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, “Obviously it is the past tense Miss.”


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