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Ooof.
It’s not so easy to donate a kidney as you think.
They ask all sorts of questions, like, " Where did you get it?" and “Whose is it?”
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My new girlfriend just let me know she’s a vegetarian. After the
quizzical look I gave her she said, “I know what you’re thinking, you
want to know ‘why’ don’t you?”
“Definitely” I replied, “How the fuck did you get so fat?”
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Teacher says to class, "OK class, today we’re going to be talking about the tenses.
Now if I say I’m beautiful, which tense is it?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, “Obviously it is the past tense Miss.”
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