The funnies

[milkywayman]

When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products.
Turns out those were just stereotypes.

[milkywayman]

The Difference Between A Dork And A Nerd. Don McMillan - Full Special

[milkywayman]

[milkywayman]

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

[milkywayman]

[Artem]

[Artem]

[Artem]

[milkywayman]

I stared intensely as my neighbour removed the red dress, then the bra, then the silk underwear.
“Oo yeah,” I whispered to myself, as I looked through my telescope, “you keep emptying that washing machine, baby.”

[Artem]

[Artem]

[milkywayman]

Jimmy Carr Takes Advantage Of Dara Ó Briain's Physics Knowledge | The Big Fat Quiz Of 2008

[milkywayman]

[Artem]

Ace Ventura in Cyberpunk 2077

[Artem]

What’s so funny? Far Cry 6 didn’t win a GOTY award. And it costs $120!

Scary movie 2. I can do it myself.

[milkywayman]

Gillette. The best a man can get.

There’s me thinking it was two hookers, some Jack Daniels and a bag of coke but no, you’re right.

Slicing my face with your over-priced blades can’t be equalled.

[Artem]

Anal Transit, Anal Expedition

[gord0]

Wellerman developer version: The C Shanty

@lyrics

The C Shanty

There was once was a site where coders go
The name of the site’s Stack Overflow
Your problem was solved long ago
Oh code, my nerdy devs, code

Soon may the pipeline run
Compile and build and test in one
One day when debugging is done
Deploy our code and go

As soon as everything deployed
Production down, my boss annoyed
Scrum master called all devs employed
Oh, fix before you go

Soon may the pipeline run
Compile and build and test in one
One day when debugging is done
Deploy our code and go

For forty weeks or even more
The board went green, then red once more
PO went to his boss and swore
‘We’ll hit that OKR’

Soon may the pipeline run
Compile and build and test in one
One day when debugging is done
Deploy our code and go

As far I’ve heard, the sprint’s still on
The app’s not up, the build’s not done
Scrum master makes their regular call
To track burndown, none at all

Soon may the pipeline run
Compile and build and test in one
One day when debugging is done
Deploy our code and go

Soon may the pipeline run
Compile and build and test in one
One day when debugging is done
Deploy our code and go

[Artem]

I’m from Ukraine and I heard this “fact” back at school. Who else (what country)?

[gord0]

I heard it too lol (Canada)