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My local cinema let people in for free if they are blind, so I thought I would chance my arm.
Had a pole so I painted it white and grabbed my poodle and off I went.
I got to the desk and asked for a free ticket for the blind.
She asked, “are you sure you are blind?”
I said, “yes, why?”
She said, “well, blind people usually have Labradors.”
I said, “I know, why? What have they given me?”
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Every famous man in 2018
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I came home early and saw my wife fingering herself. She hadn’t seen me so I watched a while. She kept pushing her finger in a little further and drawing it out a little. Then, she shoved another finger in the other hole. As she drew her fingers out, I could see they were wet. She seemed to be enjoying it; her eyes were tightly shut.
“Oi! You dirty bitch” I said “Don’t pick your nose!”
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milkywayman lmao
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My son has came home from school with a broken nose,
“What have you been doing!?” I asked
“I got hit in the face with a peice of wood by another lad” He replied
“Jesus son, did you not have anything in your hands to protect yourself?” I asked
“No, only his girlfriends tits” He said
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