World of Warships

In which Hotsauceforbreakfast takes no unnecessary risks, calculates the odds at every turn and cuts through the enemies like a Terminator.

In todays’ audiovisual extravaganza we bring you the single most heavily contested throw in the history of everything. Ever. Yes, really.

How do you pronounce the name of this thing anyway?

Wait, Slovenia has a Navy? Despite only having 47km of coastline they actually sort of do, but they definitely have one today.

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In which, for a refreshing change of pace around here, victory is snatched from the jaws of defeat and not the other way around.

The Charge of the Light Cruiser Gigachad Brigade

Closest win ever. And I’m really not making it up. But which side wins?

No, not that kind of “escort”, get your minds out of the gutter!

Battleship Lenin, just like its namesake it’s tough, ruthless and doesn’t take any crap from capitalists.

BelowAveragePotato’s got the “live fast” part down. Needs more work on the whole “dying young” thing, though.

I sometimes wonder when I make these titles if anyone’s going to get the reference, Die Hard did come out in 1989 after all.

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The throws, they just keep on comin’

“Six of the best”, a phrase that in the days of corporal punishment in schools used to mean you were about to have a ferocious spanking administered by whichever teacher you’d just upset. Rather appropriate for todays’ battle, too.

It’s the month of Halloween AND Friday the 13th at once. Time for a horror show, this is going to be grim!

This was supposed to be two short battles in one video, then I got talking about Steven Seagal…

Today sees the return of Below Average Potato, and this time he’s brought friends.

My favourite type of throw, where you don’t know which team’s going to do it until the last second!

For those occasions when your entire battle isn’t good enough to hold a video on its own but there’s something that happens that would still be cool to share, there’s Ship Happens.

In which RedSuperchat doesn’t exactly carry his team but he still comes out the match with severe back problems.

In which Azimuthmarx is really, REALLY grateful he took the Radio Position Finding skill.