World of Warships

I left this video overnight in order to give myself time to think of a title. I failed.

Nobody expects The Korean Inquisition! Our chief weapons are fear, surprise and 8 inch, yes EIGHT inch guns!

Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day. Doesn’t mean it should go attracting attention to itself, though.

See, the title’s funny because the ship’s the Vryheid and today’s Friday. Get it?

There’s a reason why they call it the Yolo Emilio.

No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Mozart. And definitely not THAT one.

How I Metz Your Mother

I suppose the title of todays’ video is a bit of a spoiler, but the journey there is definitely worth it.

Kicking off the new season we have an extremely fragile tier 8 light cruiser punching above its’ weight in a tier 10 domination battle on the Trap map.

Seal clubbers beware, these seals bite back.

“Give me Liberty or give me death!” Ah, so you have chosen death.

If Walmart ever did a budget version of the USS Des Moines, this would be it.

You think you can guess how this one’s going to end from the title, but you may yet be surprised.

Every now and then I post some battles with extremely close results. This one’s so close it’s technically a loss.

Q: How many shots can a Kitakaze land on target in this new game mode?
A: Yes.

Never forget that no matter how bad the average player may be, 50% are worse than that.

There are so many different ways this one could have ended, but it turned out to be the one way I wouldn’t have guessed.

We are the Japanese Inquisition, our chief weapon is surprise! Because nobody expects anyone to do well at anything in an Azuma.

In which a ship that is most definitely NOT a gunboat scores only two of its seven kills with the torpedoes.

Repeat after me, “Shimakaze guns are bad and no Shimakaze captain should ever use them”…