I’m 33 and I have just realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out… the way to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed… why “abbreviated” is such a long word… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret?
Only0neKnight Twinkle, Twinkle & Alphabet Song also share their tune with Baa Baa Black Sheep. A tune originally devised by Mozart & if I recall correctly is known to sync with one of your brain patterns to help with learning & memory (but that could be an urban myth).
As for the way to Sesame St… to use a cliche - the answer was inside you all along 
I could tell you Victoria’s Secret, but then I’d have to kill you.
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Sgt_T8ie Lmfao nice
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Only0neKnight hahahahahhah the best post I have ever read here on GX xD