Something I was going to post on FB

Was going to post this on fb, but decided against it. Ctrl-C’d it and Ctrl-V’d it here:

“I’ve mentioned this before, but want to say it again. To all stand-up comedians: If you have a special, no one cares about the intro. We all just scrub forwards until we see someone in front of a mic. Those attending live wish they could do the same. If you’ve got something you want to say in addition to your comedy, put it at the end. If your show got to people enough that they give a shit about your personal life, they’ll watch the extra content. Otherwise you’re just spending extra on production costs for content most people will skip. I’d rather you just tell more jokes. Sounds like I’m being entitled, but it’s true. Save money, annoy less. Piss off with the intro.”

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