Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians?They are a laugh riot!First of all, they are so poor…
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you!They are so poor… that they only have one God![drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich.We’ve got a lot of gods.We’ve got a god for
everything.The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature
ejaculation…but I hear that’s coming quickly.
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Woohooo got into “trouble” with the GPolice XD
Even Epic NPC Man is embarrassed by Pay-to-Win
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What’s the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins, “Once upon a time…”
A Southern fairytale begins, “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…”
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Lt.
Frank Drebin (Nielsen): The truth hurts doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure
maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing, but it
hurts!
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I’ve only had three pints and I’m totally fucking wasted.
I’m never going to drink whisky again.
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I have more fun on my PC than I ever did on a console and never had any of the problems listed. By the way TV’s can have bad pixils too so that part is invalid from the get go. Also never played games with my friends on consoles and played with them all the time on PC You can enjoy the art far more on PC because you can get a better picture. I prefer horse hooters. (Wait, did I type that out loud?)
XCOM2 is funny as hell, even more when you watch your buddy play it 
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They say the pain during child birth is so great,
A woman can almost imagine what a man with a cold feels like.
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